



“Not done my Xmas shopping yet, ‘cos the social have stopped my dole!”
Only joking, spill your Xmas dinner all down this fantastic, festive sweatshirt, hand-screened in 4 colours.
Don’t miss out! Pre-order closes at 11.37pm on the 5th of Decem...ber.
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Yuletide Sweatshirt: £35











“Telephone Line: Monologues and Messages”
First vinyl release in more than a quarter of a century! Showcasing Frank at his very best, a ‘spoken word’ compilation of Answerphone messages from ’89-’91.
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*Slight parental guidance warning!
Standard Edition (black wax) £18
Xmas Edition (coloured wax) £35
Strictly 100 only with alternative, hand-screened 4-colour sleeve (including metallic gold)
Includes: Exclusive, embossed ‘art print’ insert and Yuletide temporary tattoo sheet.
***Bonus gifts not sold separately.***
*Oh Blimey, actual wax colour will be a Xmas mystery surprise. Audio content is exactly the same as standard version. Slight parental guidance warning!
Limited Xmas Edition with Coloured Wax


























Two bazzin’ new designs:
‘Basic’ on white, pale blue or pink shirt: £11.37
‘Deluxe’ on black shirt: £22














With an ace and top seasonal message from Frank.
By popular demand! Short run 2nd edition with variant cover.
*Please note, content is the same as the first edition.
£7.50

Don’t accidentally drop your money down the grid! Use up your loose change on these bits and bobbins!
Sticker pack £4.75, badge set £4.75, loose badges 75p each.

£2.50 each
5-pack: £10




























